Case 40: Beetlebum

In the battle between boredom versus laziness, the latter always prevails. Therefore, fate (or my lack of initiative) has doomed me to a bleak and meaningless existence. My only consolation is that the renumeration is quite high.
Fresh from the acid reflux inducing stresses of attempting to graduate, I am now slowly dissolving into the monotony of office life. I have now evolved from the guy with a college course you cannot remember to the guy with a job description you do not even want to know. I was reassured by another employee, saying the hell days will come. The news was bittersweet.
What keeps me going (aside from monetary compensation) are the good company, a motorized office table, and the monetary compensation. The most exciting part of the job is when I check the balance of my ATM account. As I have always said to you, a job is not meant to be enjoyed. It just provides money so that you can enjoy the life outside of work.
Someday, when boredom beats laziness, I might take on something more challenging and interesting. As long as it comes with better pay.

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